Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Pharmacies are OURS

Well, Magnum is on top of things today:
Pharmacist have absolutly NO right to refuse to fill prescriptions. But unfortunatly the christian reconstructionist have found another way to try to control people and force them to have unwanted babies. In many states christian reconstructionist controled pharmacist are not just saying no to the morning after pill, but also to birth control, and they are also not giving the Prescription back to the person.
As you can see, Magnum has uncovered our latest plan. Don't let his utter lack of facts confuse you; we are in fact paying off corporations all the time to bend to our will.



If you pump enough money into a cause, eventually knees will bow and tongues confess. After a couple million, we can get even an atheist/pagan company to start posting crosses on public property and having Christmas parties. It's a beautiful thing.

Have a one-night stand and got pregnant? The kid's OURS. You see, "the church" likes living people. Because... Just look at the graph:



DEAD PEOPLE DON'T GIVE US MONEY.

Magnum was smart enough to see through this "concern for life."
This is what the christian reconstructionist want. they want to force women who are poor to have children so that the children, they hope, will grow up and work and will pay their tithes to the church.
You see, abortion is actually okay. Women are merely practicing their God-given right to yank their fetuses out of their womb and sticking the little suckers into a blender. This is a perfectly humane practice that no normal person can condone. However, as usual, the money gets in the way.

We've had a shortage of serfs recently due to the famine, and the lords keep getting abortions, so GOSH DARNIT, the Church isn't getting its due!

The solution, then, is to pay off the pharmacies to make sure women are forced to produce the children they've already become pregnant with.

Ah, I know what worries you: "What about the money trail? Why isn't there any?"

FOOLISH HEATHEN!

That's because of the... er... wizards...



Christian... Wizards...

Well, that is, before we stone them for witchcraft.

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