Thursday, February 02, 2006

News Break: It's A Sin To Believe In Stuff Really, Really Strongly

Also: Jack Danforth is a slut.

What? You want proof?
...He sees a constant flow of religion into national politics... [He sees] the us-versus-them, my-God-is-bigger-than-your-God, velvet-fist variety of Christian evangelism.
As a mainline Episcopal priest, retired U.S. senator and diplomat, Danforth worships a humbler God and considers the right's certainty a sin.
Oh, you silly-billy! Didn't you get the memo? Religion is about believing in things!

Also, why would God be humble? God is the creator of all things; how exactly would He get an ego-trip?
God: I created everything, I am all-powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing...

Danforth: Uh, dude. Show some humility, will ya?
Wait, isn't the Episcopal Church the one that keeps trying to make a Hugs & Kisses(TM) approach to homosexuality?

That would explain it.


UPDATE: What, the 'slut' thing?

Of course I have proof, heathens! Right here!:

See?? SEE?? I wasn't lying!! Now quit sending me hate-mail.


ANOTHER UPDATE: It's so nice to see our youth doing something positive in society.


At 7:03 PM, Blogger Jennifer said...

I want to see him write it himself and hear on live speakers. he can't be a slut because we all know who is one... Er Er.

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At 12:12 PM, Blogger Leah said...

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